Disco

Patni pati se kehe rahe hai:-

Patni:- aji, agar main ghum ho gaye to yum kya karoge?

Pati:- it's a time to disco, kaun dhundega isko,kabhi na mile yu mujhko, It's a time to disco.

( Shaik.Eliyas )

Your are my best friend

you are my best friend.

bharosa nahi? chalo fir kutub minar par chadenge. me 1 2 3 bolunga tum kood jana, baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi to me koodjaunga. ok

( Shaik.ELiyas )

touch me

Kaha maine aisa banda nahi hun,

phir bhe keheta hai, Zara zara touch me touch me, Zara zara kiss me kiss me.

( Shaik.Eliyas )

Miss call

Na jane log kun darte hen.
kuch log tho sms hi mahi kartehen.
our kuch log aap jaise bhe is duniyan me,
Jo miss call marke bhe balance cheek karte hen.
( Shaik.Eliyas )

Bhoot ki talash

Phul khilkar udas he...
samander ko aaj pani ki pyas he...
ek bar muskura do dost....
Ram gopal varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai..!!
( Shaik.Eliyas )

Merepass mobile phone hai

Aaj mere pass mobile hai,

number hai,

battery hai,

tumhare pass kya hai?

hai koi message?

to bhejo

agar nahi tho mobile pheko.

( Shaik.Eliyas )

Imran hashmi and lipstick

Imran hashmi on cosmatic shop:-

Imran hashmi:- aik lipstick dena.

shopkeeper:- konsa colour?

Imran hashmi:- Janab colour ko chodo, taste acha hona chahiay, samjhe.

( Shaik.Eliyas )