Disco

Patni pati se kehe rahe hai:-

Patni:- aji, agar main ghum ho gaye to yum kya karoge?

Pati:- it's a time to disco, kaun dhundega isko,kabhi na mile yu mujhko, It's a time to disco.

( Shaik.Eliyas )

Your are my best friend

you are my best friend.

bharosa nahi? chalo fir kutub minar par chadenge. me 1 2 3 bolunga tum kood jana, baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi to me koodjaunga. ok

( Shaik.ELiyas )

touch me

Kaha maine aisa banda nahi hun,

phir bhe keheta hai, Zara zara touch me touch me, Zara zara kiss me kiss me.

( Shaik.Eliyas )

Miss call

Na jane log kun darte hen.
kuch log tho sms hi mahi kartehen.
our kuch log aap jaise bhe is duniyan me,
Jo miss call marke bhe balance cheek karte hen.
( Shaik.Eliyas )

Bhoot ki talash

Phul khilkar udas he...
samander ko aaj pani ki pyas he...
ek bar muskura do dost....
Ram gopal varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai..!!
( Shaik.Eliyas )

Merepass mobile phone hai

Aaj mere pass mobile hai,

number hai,

battery hai,

tumhare pass kya hai?

hai koi message?

to bhejo

agar nahi tho mobile pheko.

( Shaik.Eliyas )

Imran hashmi and lipstick

Imran hashmi on cosmatic shop:-

Imran hashmi:- aik lipstick dena.

shopkeeper:- konsa colour?

Imran hashmi:- Janab colour ko chodo, taste acha hona chahiay, samjhe.

( Shaik.Eliyas )

Mere maa app ko bahut cha ha te hai.

Elu's girl friend:- Meri maa apko bahut pasand karti he,

ELu:- After a dep thought:- Kuchh bhi ho jaaye, Shaadi to main tujse hi karunga!!

( Shaik.ELiya )

Chaddi- Banyan ki dukan

Jab se payr huva tere Ishq me, janu kuch is tarha se meri zindagi wiran hogyi ki thek jo mera office tha Garments ka aaj wo Chaddi banyan ki dukan ho gyi.
( Shaik.Eliyas )

gaana tu sune saale

Elu ne pilot se hedphone cheen liya.

Pilot:- kya kar rahe ho?

ELu:- saale, paisa hum bhare our gaana tu sune!!

( Shaik.Eliyas )

biwi ke bas me

Passenger to bus conductor:-
Passaenger:- bhai kine ghante bus rehetey ho?
Conductor:- 24 ghante.
Passaenger:- Kaise?
Conductor:- 8 ghante bus me our 16 ghante biwi ke bas me.

Difference betwen bus and cycle

What is the diffrence betwen bus and cycle?

Elu:- bus ka stand bus ke sath nahi jata, per cycle ka sath jata hai.

( Shaik.Eliyas )

Saniya mirza phone call

Elu:- mene kal sania mirza se phone pe baat ki.

Melu:- that's grate yar...

usne kya kahaa..??

Elu:- usne kaha Wrong number.

( Shaik.Eliyas)

Wha wha

I am lamp, you are light.
I am coke, you are sprite.
I am savan, you are badal.
I am normal, you are???
You are also normal.
Kya yar khudpe hi shak karte ho.
( Shaik.Eliyas)

Shayare

Shayare:- Ladka apni dilruba se puchta hai, kya payar karna paap hai?

Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai, abe jaldi bhaag peeche uska baap hai.

( shaik.Eliyas)

Mobile song

Zara si mobile me de jagh tu,

Zara sa inbox le saja,

Zara sa sent itoms me ja tu,

Zara sa balance ko le ghata,

Me bhejun sms tujh ko mere jan bepanah.

( Shail.Eliyas)